Ted

Extremely funny, what an adventure this movie was, definetely in my top 100 in favourite movies, 10/10!

One of my best comedy !

May be one of the greatest comedies of all time. The premise of this film child like but in R version with a teddy bear coming to life is just brilliant. If you are one for racist and slap dick comedy this movie is for you. But it also does a nice job of tending to the heart as there are some ups and downs in this film as it makes the audience fall in love with the bond of the main characters. But even in the most serious scenes there are some jokes that make you belly laugh.

“Nothing Is As Powerful As A Young Boy’s Wish... Except For An Apache Helicopter.”

Definitely one of my favourite comedy’s easily always laugh doesn’t matter how many times I watch it.

The plot is obviously ridiculous considering it’s about a talking teddy bear for god sake and most of the humour is dark so I’m not surprised people on the comments don’t find funny and get offended people these for you 😂
it’s for sure my type of movie and it’s what you expect from Seth Macfarlane

Love the film is based around the Flash Gordon the film I’ve never seen it but I’m sure watching this it will be for me.

Ted getting a job in the grocery store and his scenes either the manager is some of my favourite scenes and most iconic the stuff with Tami-Lynn aswell. "That's because I was busy eating your wife's p***y. "Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before."
That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box." "You're hired!""S**t."

Can’t believe Ryan Reynolds just was in like two scenes to be Patrick Warburton’s boyfriend I wonder how much he got paid for that knowing him he done it for free lol. “That Dude From Your Office Is On The Couch, Making Out With That Van Wilder-Looking Guy.”

The fight between Sam Wilson & Ming was so funny just because he’s called Ming and then Ted getting destroyed by James Franco “Duck”😂.also the fight between Ted and John was kinda brutal lol Ted hitting John’s ass with a tv antenna. “Death To Ming!”

Donny was so campy but creepy at the same time was a good villain in this fitted the film well. Hello, 911? It's an emergency, my teddy bear's been kidnapped!" (long pause) "Hello? Hello?!

Found Patrick Stewart as the Narrator a perfect choice his lines were so good especially at the end.

Overall love this film so much with it being Macfarlane you know what you’re getting family guy type of humour probably the reason it’s one of my favourites.


Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
F**kin' right!
All right, come on, let's sing "The Thunder Song."
"All right."

:When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: F**k you, thunder! You can suck my d*ck! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.

**MARK Fucking Wahlberg I Love You !!!!!!**
_This is the Best Movie Ever its so fucking funny !!_
I was laughing so hard at 4 A.M. my landlord kicked me out of the house, I think its worth it !

Excellent. Really funny

the first movie that really makes me laugh