Cold Meat

Not awful but not particularly good either. The wintry setting adds atmosphere but the film becomes less interesting as it goes on.

*Being a smart ass doesn't always help: The Movie*

Basically a remake of *Alone* (2020) with a *Wind Chill* (2007) twist. The best thing about this is the combination of beautiful snowy landscapes, winter clothes and makeup to make it feel cold—I definitely felt cold watching it. I saw the first twist coming a mile away unfortunately but in all fairness I doubt it was meant as a surprise, if it was then that's lame. Most of the runtime is two people talking in a single location but I just couldn't stand either one of the characters or the dialogue. Whenever it shifts back to survival thriller mode is when it gets interesting but it's all been seen before. The best scene was the flashback and the conversation that followed. It got weird at the end, not sure what to think of it.

Cold Meat - ❤x5

zzzzzzzz. . . . is it over yet?

First, the description is completely misleading! Second - this was just bad - not a "good" kind of bad movie - this was just bad bad bad.

Definitely skip it.


How I rate:
1-3 ❤ = seriously! don't waste your time
4-6 ❤ = you may or may not enjoy this
7-8 ❤ = I expect you will like this too
9-10 ❤ = movies and TV shows I really love!