The Twisters

I want my time back that I wasted of my life watching this piece of garbabge.

This is so bad it's actually funny. The genius behind this expects you to know nothing about meteorology so they can spew nonsense about how the weather works.

Let's look at the comedic value contained within this monstrosity:

1. Doctors of Meteorology constantly over-explaining to each other how the weather works, and getting it wrong.
2. Dr. Tiffany holding out on issuing tornado warnings like they are rare Earth metals.
3. Sending in fighter jets to bomb the tornado (and failing miserably)
4. Giant space lasers shooting tornadoes with MICROWAVES TO HEAT UP THE AIR!
5. The news van they drive survives dozens of tornadoes and still looks fresh from the car wash.

...to name a few.

We skipped through this in about 20 minutes and still laughed our asses off.