

Killers

When an elite assassin marries a beautiful computer whiz after a whirlwind romance, he gives up the gun and settles down with his new bride. That is, until he learns that someone from his past has put a contract out on his life.
When an elite assassin marries a beautiful computer whiz after a whirlwind romance, he gives up the gun and settles down with his new bride. That is, until he learns that someone from his past has put a contract out on his life.
8/10
Ashton Kutcher (two and a half men), Tom Selleck (friends), Kevin Sussman (the big bang theory), Martin Mull (two and a half men) in one movie?! This is awesome!!
Movie itself was fun, a very enjoyable action/comedy. Liked it a lot.
It's nothing interesting or new, like all of Ashton Kutcher's movies, but it's pretty entertaining.
This movie is ridiculous but I enjoyed it.
5.5 / 10: some better writing & gags than expected, but an expectedly weak overall plot.
Could have been great but one ridiculous cliché after the other. Annoying.
It's terrible. It's kind of an updated Scarecrow and Mrs King but it takes all the charm of SMK and tosses it out the window.
My first Ashton Kutcher film and it was terrible! Was his acting always this bad?
I sooooo didn't want to watch this movie, but when your significant other is a Katherine Heigl fan...well...you push through.
Killers is not a good movie. End of discussion, but...when your better half decides she wants to watch it with you, will you fall over dead because you watched it? Well, no...I'm here...aren't I? So...take my advice...watch it, laugh when your girl laughs, and agree that it was fun. Then, when she isn't watching, take the disc, or whatever medium you used...burn it, give the ashes an acid bath, and bury it in the landfill. Then at least you don't have to endure this particular travesty ever again.
The film is 10 years old... and it's a valiant attempt at a 1940's style screwball comedy, and to be honest, it has some nice moments, but overall leaves me feeling a little unsatisfied, and I'm not exactly sure why. I was looking for a little brainless entertainment for a rainy afternoon; it's not *great* action filmmaking (though it has a couple of nice set pieces), and it's not a great comedy...I think it's trying too hard to be an action-comedy and *just* missing the mark on each checkbox.
8/10
Ashton Kutcher (two and a half men), Tom Selleck (friends), Kevin Sussman (the big bang theory), Martin Mull (two and a half men) in one movie?! This is awesome!!
Movie itself was fun, a very enjoyable action/comedy. Liked it a lot.