xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Fucking AWESOME.
This movie was crazy.

"Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher."

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is just one fun fun fun film. Any film starring Donnie Yen gets a plus for me. Mix it up with goofy Vin Diesel, Tony Jaa, badass Ruby Rose, Nina Dobrev the tech-geek, kumquat, the Hound, it takes two flushes, the ridiculous set pieces, Vin Diesel's fur coat, Samuel L. Jackson is still the best spy boss, Ice Cube!, that car you've seen before and the reading between the lines.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage was a fun rewatch and will probably still be fun the next time I decide to watch this. A sequel being in the works for a couple of years has me excited and hopefully continues the trend to not take itself so seriously.

And let us all be happy that Neymar didn't roll around pretending to be hurt!

It is the dumbest, cheesiest movie I've seen in years and I loved almost every moment of it. The only thing the movie needed was less Ruby Rose and more Michael Bisping. 11/10 would recommend it to absolutely everyone.

Once in a while you need a silly movie. A movie that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but entertains and gets a few of the jokes right. That's what xXx: Return of Xander Cage's purpose in this world is.

I grabbed a few beers and watch this on the weekend and I had a blast. Yes, the story isn't that great. Yes, the CGI looks atrocious half of the time. If you watched this expecting a good story and world-class CGI footage after the previous two movies (The second one in particular; Sorry'n'sh*t, Ice Cube!), I dare to say the fault lies with you.

If you're in the mood for silly action with a few good actors (Note: Actors, not characters.), this will be your jam.

See you guys in the comments section for the sequel. We all know you'll be back.

Vin is back, and it helps the therd movie of the franchise to catch up with the first again. The great cast around him also helps to make this an above average action-comedy. Enjoy and rest your brain.

Hot lady’s. Guns. Mayhem. Explosions.

It was a ok film

I sort of liked the first xXx, didn't particularly like the second one...so to be honest, I had pretty low expectations for this one. Well...I got proven wrong...again.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is a hell of a ride. Though, I feel I gotta warn you...there are a few glaring faults. There's such a heavy use of CGI that one might confuse the whole thing with a video game, and the acting and lines are sometimes extremely cringeworthy. However, that doesn't really subtract much from enjoyment. You actually laugh these things off because the action is so over the top James Bond would be jealous, the characters are quirky and funny, and the ending is...satisfying.

I had a good time watching this movie, and I highly doubt any action fan would feel any different.

Always loved some good old fashioned action packed movie with great stunts in it. Sure the plot may not be the best, but I sure did enjoy it.

Enjoyable trash. If you were expecting something serious or realistic, why did you watch an xXx film?